Wednesday, March 24, 2010

You can't order Bipartisanship A la Carte

Well, well, well. The chickens have come home to roost. Demorats, led by Steny Hoyer (D-Shitsville), have begun receiving death threats. Oh, it's so hard to imagine why this would possibly be happening... I mean, if you kick a sleeping tiger over, and over, and over, and over, and over again, then ignore it when it gives you warnings, then kick it a few more times for good measure, it KILLS YOU. I'm not saying people are literally going to kill the Democrats. I didn't just receive 3 wishes from a Genie, after all. What am I saying, is Democrats, who gave Republicans and Americans the middle finger during their 3 attempts at Healthcare, lying, bribing and cheating their way until their master Obama was satisfied, are now "surprised" that people hate them.

Let's review the facts. First you tried to jam a healthcare proposal through Christmas. It didn't work. You tried again, but pesky Scott Brown was voted in what was an obvious national referendum on the fact nobody wanted your crappy healthcare plan. Only Obama would be arrogant enough to perceive both these snubs as an indication to try again. And try again he did, except he pulled out all the lying, cheating stops. He made backroom deals in a maneuver my friends who work as Hill staffers even decried as Machiavellian. When Brown was voted in, Republicans said "let's start over, from the beginning. Don't do reconciliation." Harry Reid sniveled back "nobody's talking about reconciliation!" He also promised that both parties would work together from the beginning. Oh, but our minority-quota Harvard-accepted Adolescent in Chief's ego was bruised, the poor man(boy). Weeks later, Reid reneged on his promises of starting over with a spirit of bipartisanship. Democrats said "FUCK YOU" to bipartisanship.

And so they passed their illegitimate plan, and people got sick of being kicked in the nuts. So they started making it known how seriously they disapprove. And now the Democrats are crying to Republicans! "Please unite with us in bipartisanship and tell them that threats are bad! Protect us!" the 209 assholes who might as well be marked for dead cry and pout! I for one would be happier to pull the metaphorical trigger on each and every one of them. Come what may in November, my friends. Your lives are safe, but trust me, your careers are not.

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