Obama the Cat Burglar

This post is written by Benjamin Jenkins.


Our president resembles a cat burglar. He's tried the front door, locked. He made his way around the house to the back door, also locked, along with all the windows. Despite years left to accomplish the task, he has no patience. So, he digs a hole in the rose garden and attempts to tunnel directly into the house itself. Imagine his surprise when he wakes the sleeping doberman directly above him.

The rest is written by me, the usual blogger:

Imagine his surprise as well when he realizes he has totally compromised the house's foundation.

I think this metaphor is very apt. Our president is ridiculous. He's had the door slammed in his face twice regarding healthcare. How arrogant do you have to be, how clinically narcisstic must you be, to say "okay, we'll wait a week and try again!"?
With each pass, fewer people support this whole mess.

Obama: GO TO HELL.