Liberanalogy

Today, while driving around the overly congested streets of Chicago, it occured to me: liberals are like those people who talk or text on their cell phones when they come up to an intersection. They don't look up to see if they have the right of way, they just begin walking into the street under the mistaken pretense of "the pedestrian always has right of way" -they don't. Inidentally those are the same people who react violently if you honk at them and they're also the first person to point out people who talk on their phones while driving. In essence, they are vitrioloc hypocrites who react irrationally when you wake them from their self important delusions.