Thursday, February 12, 2009

Helen Thomas really is the Wicked Witch

The gloves are off. I have no qualms about calling an 86 year old a piece of trash. This classless, anti-American media whoreling is as partial as no journalist should ever be allowed. Let's review some of Windbag's laughable responses to those with the gall of calling Ms. Thomas out on the fact she exudes unmitigated bias:

"I'm a liberal, I was born a liberal, I'll be one 'til I die, what else should a reporter be when you see so much and when we have such great privilege and access to the truth?"

Um, truth becomes a subjective concept in the realm of the left. For example, the truth is that JFK was a ridiculous president, yet Thomas consistently ranks him her favorite and "the best." Her opinions on presidents are as varied as they probably are on Medicare-funded prescriptions.

When a CBC correspondent prodded Thomas with the proposition to seek impartiality by asking her "Oh, I don't know, How about objective?" the cunty Thomas responds:

"You're not asking people not to think not to care are you?"

No, we wouldn't want to have to do your job.

Anyways, Bill O'Reilly referred to her as the Wicked Witch of the East (he meant West) and made a jab that Thomas has covered the White House since Lincoln. Now the Loose-screw Liberals are up in arms, claiming such a "dignified" woman as Thomas deserves respect and not to be criticized. Well, let's see. It's the media's job to criticize the government. The media failed miserably in this respect. They coddled a candidate, greased the wheels so he slipped right past the criticism of the public and gave him a free pass on everything from his dismal failures and sketchy past to his inability to speak without a teleprompter. As a result, O'Reilly decided to criticize the media for not doing its job....and now O'Reilly is being criticized by the same people who had the wool pulled over their eyes.

She doesn't deserve special treatment for being an old crusty bitch. She's being evaluated on her failure to do her job. She bitched and moaned constantly during Bush's presidency and now she's singing a noticeably more pleasant song for the current administration. This proves you can be a two-faced bitch at any age.

Margaret Thatcher is a genius

I'll leave this post simple. In light of trillion dollar bailouts, manufactured crises, financial panic and borrowing against our grandchildren, a mortgage industry on the verge of subsidy, it should make sense.

"The problem with Socialism is eventually you run out of other people's money."

The Iron Lady needs to have a few words with Chairman Zero.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

If a celebrity says something liberal and nobody thinks they have any credibility, why does it still make a sound?

Ashley "I've never been in a high-grossing or critically acclaimed movie" Judd has had time, inbetween hiding food from her grossly overweight alcoholic, depressed half-sister Wynonna, to come down with Palin Derangement Syndrome. In the latest liberal attack on a woman who has done absolutely nothing wrong, from a woman who has absolutely no idea what she is attacking, Judd has taken pot-shots at Palin for condoning shooting wild wolves from helicopters. To the naked, uninformed eye, this practice seems barbaric. However, being uninformed about any issue, let alone a hotbed environmental issue, should not be characteristic of a 40something Hollywood actress whose opinions are taken to heart by her vapid fans. Er, fan.

Let's review the facts. Alaskans depend on moose and caribou for food and a multitude of other resources. Until recently, the environment was in equilibrium, until "conservation efforts" put into place by liberals forced native Alaskan wolves out of their indigenous range and out into adjacent quadrants, where they metastasized, multiplied exponentially and have nearly eradicated the native caribou population. So, Governor Palin, depending on one of her most valuable assets - native wisdom - (a wisdom Ms. Judd does not have, far removed from the reality of those living in Alaska in her Los Angeles-area ivory tower) allowed hunters to take measures to control the wolf population by sniping them from helicopters, so that the livelihood and well-being of literally thousands of isolated Alaskans remained intact. A liberal always places animals' rights before human beings'. However, let us remember, these wolves would most likely have stayed quarantined to their native ranges had liberals not interfered with natural order.

I would like to apologize on behalf of the insightful and actionary Governor Palin for looking out for the best interests of her state's population. I apologize she valued the lives of thousands of human beings more than the lives of lupine predators who would start going after humans when the caribou population went extinct. Lastly, I would like to apologize to the irascible Ashley Judd for being too much of an invalid to do some background readings and base her viewpoints on logic rather than emotion. Maybe she realized she hasn't had any blockbusters....for quite some time, or really, ever. Maybe she desperately wants to jump on the feel good Obama kool-aid bandwagon and attack the reputations of people she has never met or knows nothing about, before people wise up to the fact they were duped by the left's lies and no longer support any liberal causes. Maybe she was under pressure by an agent to do something - anything - to get back in the limelight. Next time Miss Judd, I recommend a Vanity Fair shoot instead of backing a cause that is going to bite you in the Golden Globe...oh wait, you don't have one.

Monday, February 2, 2009

The Entitlement Class is incapable of analyzing consequences.Thi

I am half asleep and exhausted, so this would be a short meeting. I am tired of the "taker" class always assuming to be taken care of by the "provider class." I have realized that these societal patterns reflect basic individual behavior. I notice in my life that some people do not know how to take care of their own needs. For example, if one person runs out of cigarettes, he or she instinctively borrows/steals them from the next nearest person, either a roommate or boyfriend and girlfriend. That person then has to ask a coworker or friend to borrow a cigarette because they have now run out much earlier than they should have.

We'll call the first person, the irresponsible one, Patient Zero. Patient Zero probably ran out of cigarettes because he or she went to the club one too many times that week, way beyond the margin of responsibility. He or she spent all of their money and smoked all of their cigarettes, and after making the decision "cigs or rent" one too many times, realizes they now have to bum them from others until the next paycheck. Unfortunately, at every juncture, Patient Zero's irresponsible behavior has spiraled off, negatively impacting somebody at every turn. At the club, they probably needed somebody to buy them a drink. Everyone in that person's life is now affected by a chain reaction. Patient Zero probably had to borrow rent money from a relative since they spent too much of it out. The family member is now strapped for cash, setting off a chain reaction. Patient Zero was involved in a drunk driving incident so asked another friend to borrow their car to get to work and in the process got a fender bender, something the owner of the vehicle has managed to constantly avoid. Now the vehicle owner's life is in turmoil as they sacrifice time and money to get the car repaired.

If fucking irresponsible people, whether they be alcoholic lesbians, or Obama-voting liberals, keep asking us for handouts and entitlements due to their own irresponsibility, they set off a cultural ripple that hurts and imposes on thousands of people down the line.