Thursday, March 25, 2010

Michelle Obama, First Socialist

I know people love her because she's a black woman who doesn't look like Queen on the Scene from tmz, but words don't lie:

“The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more.” — Michelle Obama, April 8, 2008

Instead of STEALING my pie, the pie I gave up my twenties and going into a quarter million dollars of debt to educate myself in order to achieve, why don't you work as hard as I did? Is it racist to assume people have the same drive as I do because I'm white? Am I being insensitive to people who'd rather have fun, have kids and postpone adulthood? Honestly, being on your parents insurance until 26 is shameful unless
your name is Helen Keller.

She is a socialist. Her husband is a socialist. Don't call your congressmen. RECALL THEM!

Enjoy the little time you have left, dems, under the auspices of your socialist master and his baboon wife. You'll be going home after November.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

You can't order Bipartisanship A la Carte

Well, well, well. The chickens have come home to roost. Demorats, led by Steny Hoyer (D-Shitsville), have begun receiving death threats. Oh, it's so hard to imagine why this would possibly be happening... I mean, if you kick a sleeping tiger over, and over, and over, and over, and over again, then ignore it when it gives you warnings, then kick it a few more times for good measure, it KILLS YOU. I'm not saying people are literally going to kill the Democrats. I didn't just receive 3 wishes from a Genie, after all. What am I saying, is Democrats, who gave Republicans and Americans the middle finger during their 3 attempts at Healthcare, lying, bribing and cheating their way until their master Obama was satisfied, are now "surprised" that people hate them.

Let's review the facts. First you tried to jam a healthcare proposal through Christmas. It didn't work. You tried again, but pesky Scott Brown was voted in what was an obvious national referendum on the fact nobody wanted your crappy healthcare plan. Only Obama would be arrogant enough to perceive both these snubs as an indication to try again. And try again he did, except he pulled out all the lying, cheating stops. He made backroom deals in a maneuver my friends who work as Hill staffers even decried as Machiavellian. When Brown was voted in, Republicans said "let's start over, from the beginning. Don't do reconciliation." Harry Reid sniveled back "nobody's talking about reconciliation!" He also promised that both parties would work together from the beginning. Oh, but our minority-quota Harvard-accepted Adolescent in Chief's ego was bruised, the poor man(boy). Weeks later, Reid reneged on his promises of starting over with a spirit of bipartisanship. Democrats said "FUCK YOU" to bipartisanship.

And so they passed their illegitimate plan, and people got sick of being kicked in the nuts. So they started making it known how seriously they disapprove. And now the Democrats are crying to Republicans! "Please unite with us in bipartisanship and tell them that threats are bad! Protect us!" the 209 assholes who might as well be marked for dead cry and pout! I for one would be happier to pull the metaphorical trigger on each and every one of them. Come what may in November, my friends. Your lives are safe, but trust me, your careers are not.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Stu Ostro, you're a Chill Shill

I apologize for my lame subject title, I wanted to borrow Stu's absolutely ridiculous habit of rhyming, or alliterating, combined with his charming ability to repeat Leftist government talking points while miring in his own idiocy. This is not surprising onsidering is tied to the government-funded NOAA. Stu wrote a large article on today's about how this past winter can best be characterized as "relentless." He then spirals off onto a 3 paragraph tangent, huffing and puffing about how despite record snow events and a persistent blocking ridge over Greenland than funneled Arctic air right into the Caribbean, it's actually the 2nd warmest January ever, and that anthropogenic warming is the culprit. Apparently Stu Ostro, the snake oil salesman of meteorology, doesn't want to lose credibility or the one other reader of besides me. Well, it's kind of funny, because Stu first mentions that the El Nino of 2009-2010 (which I predicted last April) was the 4th strongest on record. Then he squawked about how this winter was the 2nd warmest in some places. Then, he attributed it to man-made factors. Let's review definitions, Mr. Ostroass:

1. El Nino warms the ocean.
2. Air passing over the ocean takes on the temperature of the water beneath it (think 6 months of straight 90 degree weather in Miami), making the air warm.
3. That air blows over America.

So, if it's El Nino's fault for warm air, that would be responsible for the overall warmmess of this past winter. NOT HUMANS. Unless billions of boatloads of humans started dumping boiling water into the Pacific Ocean at some point.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Open their wallets, not our borders

In case you didn't know, I am fiercely anti open borders. Even though the day has already come when the greatest threat to our nation emerged from the inside ( see Obama), our national sovereignty - and preserving what's left of it - is more pressing than ever.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Obama the Cat Burglar

This post is written by Benjamin Jenkins.

Our president resembles a cat burglar. He's tried the front door, locked. He made his way around the house to the back door, also locked, along with all the windows. Despite years left to accomplish the task, he has no patience. So, he digs a hole in the rose garden and attempts to tunnel directly into the house itself. Imagine his surprise when he wakes the sleeping doberman directly above him.

The rest is written by me, the usual blogger:

Imagine his surprise as well when he realizes he has totally compromised the house's foundation.

I think this metaphor is very apt. Our president is ridiculous. He's had the door slammed in his face twice regarding healthcare. How arrogant do you have to be, how clinically narcisstic must you be, to say "okay, we'll wait a week and try again!"?
With each pass, fewer people support this whole mess.

Obama: GO TO HELL.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Adam Kokesh: Wolf in Sheeps Clothing

I will confess up front this post is mostly reciting Michelle Malkins post but I think it's worth repeating. Don't be fooled by Adam Kokesh, a smear merchant running for Senate in New Mexico. like the plot of the Illuminati infiltrating the Vatican in Angels and Demons. Remember just a few years back, mr Kokesh marched around in a mock army uniform and holding a flag upside down, protesting the war effort. You can choose not to support our war, but don't protest our country and it's servicemen and women. Jerk.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Chicago Way or the Highway

Rahm "The Ballerina" Emanuel, the hot headed douchebag Chief of Ass of the Imperial Palace of America, formerly known as the White House during our days of a democratic Republic, has been in rare form the last few weeks. Now come accusations of naked shower bullying to force Eric Massa to resign over his no vote on healthcare

While I'm not sure, or even care, if Massa is guilty of sexual impropriety, I believe there is credence to his claim that the demonrats are forcing him to resign over his refusal to go along with obamacare. And I'd like to use this as an opportunity to challenge Rahm Emanuel to a fight. Don't mess with a bull, you get the horns. I'm tired of the pusses in DC too afraid to stand up to this Nazi. While I'm sure Rahmbo is not one of my 4 readers, if you read this, please, allow me to speak for the American people via a gentlemanly thrashing.

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